The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
strong early internet memories:
- the invader zim slash fandom
- youtube before it was big
- downloading ok go songs off limewire
Words I started using ironically:
- bro / bruh
Words I’m now using non-ironically:
- [ see above list ]
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via insignifucunt)